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Joke of the month

Discussion in 'Jokes!' started by Nah¬meed, Oct 5, 2014.

  1. jnani

    jnani Well-Known Member

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    And asks for a drink.

    A time traveller walks into a bar.
     
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    jnani Well-Known Member

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    Never make the same mistake twice.

    Make it five or six times, just to be sure.
     
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    In 2016, celebrities died and their legacies touched people.

    In 2017, celebrities touched people and their legacies died.
     
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    So, how many boxes of these "Thin Mints" do I have to eat before I start seeing results?
     
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    I'd like to thank my hands for always being at my side, my legs for supporting me through thick and thin, and my fingers... Because I can always count on them.
     
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    I think my neighbor's wife is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.
    I saw it through my telescope last night.
     

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